Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The end is near

It's coming, I hate to say it but. . .WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! If you think about it you know that I'm right and if you have already thought about it you know this to be true. We are in the midst of a recession, there is rioting in the streets over food shortages and the World Bank president just yesterday said that 33 countries are in danger of complete and total chaos. Isn't this how World War II got started? Let us see: recession; check, food shortage; check (this is how Hitler consolidated most of his power by providing a starving Germany with food and jobs), crazy leader hell bent on world domination; check.

All we need now is an illegal war that was waged to secure a diminishing energy supply and thus completing the dooms day trio plus one. Oops, I forgot; check. At least we are not using part of the dwindling food supply to offset our unquenchable thirst for energy. Oops again; check. OK, well, at least the chairman for The White House council on Environmental quality - James Connaughton - didn't try and blame a developing country like China (a nuclear power) as part of the cause of the aforementioned food shortage. Fuck me; check.

Well, I guess all that is left if for me to say "Sayonara, bitches. See you on the other side."

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