Your first date with me and my friend

It was a Saturday night on the first
I was so nervious I thought I would burst
Sitting in the booth with you I tried to hold it in
After I let it loose I felt much a-chagrin
This was your first date
Your first date with me and my friend

You thought that it would be just you and me
But the fact that I didn't crap my pants filled me with glee
After that I slid over in the booth placing a hand on your knee
But my friend crep up and said hello - the friend you could not see
This was your first date
Your first date with me and my friend

After that your eyes rolled back inside your head
Thankfully when you passed out you slumpted over face first onto the bread
The next morning you woke-up filled with dread
I think you were surprised to be waking up in my bed
This was your first date
Your first date with me and my friend

After that I never did see you again
I still think about you every now and again
But I'm not the only one, so does my friend

*this is a new work that can't be found anywhere - not on any bathroom wall, enjoy.